gemfountain on October 14, 2025 1:48 pm Really cool. Some entertainers rose from the dead for this show!
Relevant-Rhubarb-849 on October 14, 2025 1:52 pm Pat Boone and Grindr sort of give it away but it took me a long moment to find those clues . Very good!
whatsupeveryone34 on October 14, 2025 2:05 pm I legitimately thought this was real until I saw that it was sponsored by Grindr.
luigivicotti on October 14, 2025 2:05 pm What’s weird is that even if these acts weren’t associated with MAGA, I’d still think they all suck.
Used-Possession8296 on October 14, 2025 2:09 pm Its unfortunate that Stained and Trapt won’t be at this show. A real missed opportunity.
Jollyhat on October 14, 2025 2:09 pm Is there gonna be a live lynching for the Super Bowl? All hail our pedophile king!
superfucky on October 14, 2025 2:12 pm ~~forgot Morgan Wallen~~ (nevermind i’m blind), he gets an automatic invite for using the n-word
jesse1time on October 14, 2025 2:12 pm We all know Gene Simmons would demand top billing and double pay here
eaglescout1984 on October 14, 2025 2:14 pm Grindr needing to know the location so they can beef up their servers in that city. 
Movingforward2015 on October 14, 2025 2:19 pm With the comedy stylings of James Woods and Jon Voight performing material from their HIGH-LARIOUS double act Voights got Wood!
Bradtothebone79 on October 14, 2025 2:29 pm They somehow managed to round up all the music I don’t like in one show. How is that possible? Do music tastes mirror political ideologies?
tenebre on October 14, 2025 2:31 pm This isn’t even satire because you know this will be most of the real line-up…
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that AI background crowd is particularly creepy
Is Creed MAGA???
And fuck Johnny Rotten.
Really cool. Some entertainers rose from the dead for this show!
Ewww
Pat Boone and Grindr sort of give it away but it took me a long moment to find those clues . Very good!
Isn’t Toby Keith dead?
Mike Love, as in the Beach Boys? Ugh.
Johnny Rotten LMAO
Love the tiny Grindr logo
Sponsored by Grindr. Nice touch. Makes it seem more legit.
Did Measles cancel?
damn, Snoop and Nelly got snubbed.
I legitimately thought this was real until I saw that it was sponsored by Grindr.
What’s weird is that even if these acts weren’t associated with MAGA, I’d still think they all suck.
Owls are cool, leave them out of MAGA nonsense.
Morrissey and John Lydon are now “real Americans.”
Wait….Creed is still a band?
Its unfortunate that Stained and Trapt won’t be at this show. A real missed opportunity.
Is there gonna be a live lynching for the Super Bowl?
All hail our pedophile king!
A murderers row of shit bags
~~forgot Morgan Wallen~~ (nevermind i’m blind), he gets an automatic invite for using the n-word
We all know Gene Simmons would demand top billing and double pay here
Grindr needing to know the location so they can beef up their servers in that city.
This is hilarious… did i miss something about Morrissey?
Why is Mike Love (reggae artist) on this list?
Talking Points USA
Is Lee Greenwood not available? Mike would be so disappointed.
I keep telling you Toby Keith is dead.
With the comedy stylings of James Woods and Jon Voight performing material from their HIGH-LARIOUS double act Voights got Wood!
God I thought this was real until I saw Grindr lmao
To be held at the four Seasons landscaping parking lot
Is the AI background theirs or added afterwards?
No David Allan Coe?
Isn’t Toby Keith dead??
Glad they’re bringing Toby Keith back from the dead for this
Isn’t Johnny Rotten from the UK?
They somehow managed to round up all the music I don’t like in one show. How is that possible? Do music tastes mirror political ideologies?
You get creed outcha mouth sponge me boi
I wonder if Kanye will do the song about him and his cousin
This isn’t even satire because you know this will be most of the real line-up…
Did Measles drop out? They were on the last poster.
Isn’t Toby Keith dead? They had me until that point.